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Friday, 31 May, 2002 @ 10.33pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
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Startled marines find Afghan men all made up to see them
British marines returning from an operation deep in the Afghan mountains spoke last night of an alarming new threat - being propositioned by swarms of gay local farmers.
An Arbroath marine, James Fletcher, said: "They were more terrifying than the al-Qaeda. One bloke who had painted toenails was offering to paint ours. They go about hand in hand, mincing around the village."
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"A woman for babies, a man for pleasure." There's a scary thought. The war on terrorism has a new enemy - gaylord Afghan farmers - more terrifying than the al-Qaeda.
 Model Anna Nicole Smith gets own reality tv show
Looking to go where no reality series -- not even "The Osbournes" -- has gone before, cable television's E! Networks on Wednesday unveiled a new show about Anna Nicole Smith (news - web sites), the former Playboy Playmate and widow of a 90-year-old Texas oil tycoon.
"The Osbournes," which airs on the MTV network and follows the doings of aging rock star Ozzy Osbourne and his family, is a smash hit on cable TV, appealing to viewers who want to see what the everyday life of a celebrity is like.
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I don't really see the attraction of watching Anna Nicole Smith's everyday life with her 16-year-old son and purple-haired assistant. Perhaps back in her prime when she was still a Guess? jeans model and didn't resemble a beached whale. She even says her life is now dull but is willing to hit some bars if it would make good television. Yes, well that will entice me to watch it even more now... However, Ms Perkins would watch claiming: "I'd love it.. for some reason I find her hot even though she looks like a tramp. I think if they did one she'd get ridiculed to fuck though cos she can barely speak and she slurs when she talks. She's thick as fuck too but I like her nontheless for some reason." That coming from the no. 1 fan of geriatric, has-been Shannon Tweed - star of those dodgy Friday night softcore skin flicks on Channel 5.
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Wednesday, 29 May, 2002 @ 3.14pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
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Ok, we are at a party at your parents place. I start to flirt intensely w/ someone else. Your reaction?
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Monday, 27 May, 2002 @ 2.10pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
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Student says teacher humiliated her
A minor stomachache is causing some major headaches for officials at Ponce de Leon Middle School in Coral Gables. They have one angry parent on their hands who is questioning the school's bathroom pass policy -- along with the judgment of a female math teacher.
On April 24, after her teacher twice denied her a bathroom pass, seventh-grader Sophia Gutierrez said she had a bowel movement in her pants. She was embarrassed, she says, not just because of the accident, but also because she says her math teacher, Edwin Victor-Louis, humiliated her in front of other kids.
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Whether the teacher says you can or can't go to the toilet, you wouldn't be hanging around if you had the shits. It's partly Sophia's fault for not having the sense to leg it to the bogs before she shat her pants.
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Saturday, 25 May, 2002 @ 9.30am GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
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Adele
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Alison
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Jade
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Kate
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Lynne
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Sunita
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Big Brother 3 kicked off last night and it seems the only person worth watching is Kate. She's fit, works in I.T., wears glasses, plays football, drinks beer - the ideal woman. Well mine anyway. On first glance, the others aren't anything special and Jade has already established herself as the most annoying, dippy bitch in there. Will she be worse than last year's Welsh bint, Helen? Who knows, only time will tell. I'd say Kate has a good chance of winning overall as her competition looks pretty weak.
Teacher watches as boys shove rod into classmate's sphincter
A teacher and seven boys from a public junior high school in Miyagi Prefecture face charges after another schoolboy was brutally injured when the students shoved a metal rod into his anus to punish a badminton blunder, police said Tuesday.
Documents accusing the boys, who cannot be named for legal reasons, of inflicting bodily injury and the teacher of negligence resulting in injury have been forwarded to the Sendai District Public Prosecutors Office in connection with the incident that occurred in December last year.
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Eeek, now that's got to hurt. The poor bastard has to use an artificial anus to take a dump.
Backstreet Boys used to 'torture' protesters
Music from the Backstreet Boys and other pop groups is being used by University of Toronto campus police to "torture" students into ending a sit-in in the president's office.
The protesters are demanding the school ban the sale of clothing made in Third World sweatshops. They've been holed up in the offices of vacationing president Robert Prichard and other administrative staff for six days.
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Evil bastards. Although whoever concocted this idea is a genius and it appears to be working.
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